Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Life


"That's life
"

- Hirumi



That's life alright. Taken from life.com


One night,
Delivery Suites Hall

1.00am

Hirumi: Hurm, how come no patients come tonight?
Hajris: Patience is virtue. Come, they will.

Nurse-san was eavesdropping

Nurse-san: Boys, why didn't you came last night? There were about 10-11 deliveries. We hurried from one room to another. And there were no students at all. Hurm. Strange. Patients come in like a torrential storm whenever the students are not here.

Hirumi and Hajris looked at each other in awe, disbelief.

Hirumi: You got anything to say?
Hajris: We're always the jinxed ones right. Its not gonna change anytime sooner.
Hirumi: Thanks. That made me feel a lot better.
Hajris: Anytime brother.

So, they wait..

Hirumi: Hey, its 5.00am, lets just go back. There's nothing for us here. I wanna take a nap before subuh.
Hajris: Patience my brother. Let's just wait until Subuh. You can sleep on the couch for a while. I'll wake you up when the patient comes.
Hirumi: Righty right.

And they wait some more..

6.00am

Hirumi: Hajris, come on man. There will be no patient as long as we are here. Let's just go back man. I'm really tired.
Hajris: Yeah, okay.

.............


8.00 am

Amran: Hey, guys. Guess what I got just now. A DELIVERY. Yeay. Oh. Wait. There were 2, but both at the same time. Patients came in with head-on-perineum. I guess I got lucky. Haha. Oh. I heard both of you waited until morning. I'm sure you guys had lots of cases right?
Hajris: I hate you Amran.
Hirumi: Me too.


15 comments:

Sop said...

always pointing at others for own foibles. *sigh* lowlifes

mongue said...

lowlifes? you mean yourself?

aw3rz said...

sesetengah kite mmg tade luck - pasrah.

sesetngah kita mmg tade luck - salahkan orang lain.

sesetengah kita yang ade luck - bersyukur.

sesetengah kita yang ade luck - wat orang saket ati.

just accept is.

aw3rz said...

adoih. typo. *it

Unknown said...

assalamualaikuum

Jamil said...

it's alright. in the end, all the logbooks registered 15 deliveries, right?

what's there to hate? ;)

apos said...

elehhhhhhh!!!!!!!

distinction gak

p/s..hirumi b nicky nasty..niceeeee!!

imyahus said...

ntahnye... dah distinction... boleh ah... cam nak cakap kalo ade luck boleh dapat honor kot... hihi

mon- bsyukur ngan ape yg ko dapat, tak gitu? hehe

mongue said...

aw3rz - "sesetengah kita yang ade luck - wat orang saket ati." oh i thought it was more like xde luck, baru buat org lain sakit hati. haha

mhuno - waalaikumussalam.=)

jamil - whats there to hate?? i hate peoples attitude, not the no of deliveries registered. besides, not all have gotten the 15.

apos - the distinction was a bonus. thanks to all the hardship. i thank all the parties (friends, foes, lecturers, nurses) involved in helping me getting the distinction.

imyahus - iye. aku bersyukur im.

to amran - weh,ko xnak comment ke cerita hirumi tu. hahahaha

aw3rz said...

distinction was a bonus? it was more of a boner to me.cis.




gurau-gurau.jangan tembak aku.haha.

mongue said...

haha.

aw3rz - ko ni dah salah tafsir ni.

maskedfacies said...

aku pnah on call 3 kali yang mane xde satu delivery pon time tu.

hampeh!

ko patut iklankan kt mak2 yang pregnant agar pecahkan air ketuban sendiri, janji ko byr la dorg skit. Sepuluh ringgit ke.

lol.

mongue said...

ooh. yeah. aku pun pernah oncall 3 kali sampai pagi of which 2 of them ada kelas pada pukul 8 pagi terus. gah.

and thanks for your good idea. tp aku prefer dengan idea yg lebih praktikal iaitu pegi manually puncture ibu2 mengandung punya ketuban while they're sleeping in the ward. hehe.

maskedfacies said...

dan aku x rasa ko berani buat pon benda tu. haha. nak mampus??

nway, kalo btol ko buat, ko mmg saiko abes

mongue said...

yep. mmg aku tak berani. tapi itu la idea yg dikemukakan oleh kawan2 time tgh sakit ati tunggu patient.

kalau buat pun, mungkin ucop buat kot. dia lain sikit.